Showing posts with label The Undertaker. Show all posts
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Friday, May 31, 2013

Planetary: A Dangerous Undertaking - Niel Jacoby

Panel 1: The Undertaker debuting at Survivor Series 1990 as the mystery member of Ted DiBiase's team.

Caption: FOR 23 YEARS, HE HAS WALKED THE EARTH.

Panel 2: Undertaker defeating Superfly Jimmy Snuka at Wrestlemania VII

Caption: HE HAS BEEN A FORCE OF DESTRUCTION TO BE RECKONED WITH.

Panel 3: The Undertaker walking to the ring with Paul Bearer.

Caption: HIS NATURE IS EVER CHANGING: FROM AN UNSPEAKING UNDEAD MONSTROSITY-

Panel 4: Undertaker preparing to marry Stephanie MacMahon as part of the Ministry of Darkness angle.

Caption: -TO A MYSTERIOUS, INSIDIOUS, DEVILISH CULT LEADER-

Panel 5: Taker riding his motorcycle down the entranceway in his American Badass gimmick

Caption: TO A MOTORBIKE-RIDING AMERICAN BADASS-

Panel 6: Undertaker revealing himself at the 2013 Old School Raw where he returned to set up his Wrestlemania 29 match with CM Punk.

Caption -TO WHAT WE KNOW HIM AS TODAY, AN UNDEAD MONSTER WHO RISES EVERY YEAR TO CHALLENGE THE LIVING AND FIND THEM WANTING.

Panel 7: The Planetary crew in the stands of a Raw taping, all watching the people in the crowd, except for the Drummer, who is watching the in-ring action, a bag of popcorn in hand.

Caption: THIS MONSTER HIDES IN PLAIN SIGHT: PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, WHICH IT'S NO SECRET IS PREDETERMINED, FAKE, IF THAT'S HOW YOU CHOOSE TO PHRASE IT.

Caption: BUT THE UNDERTAKER IS ALL TOO REAL.

Snow: YOU ENJOY THIS STUFF?

Drummer: IT'S ALRIGHT. I PREFER WORLD OF SPORT, THOUGH. CAN'T BEAT GIANT HAYSTACKS AND KENDO NAGASAKI IN MY BOOK. BUT THIS'LL DO.